Either Blog or Cry

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about why I blog.  It has prompted a lot of revelations, which will spill out into more blog posts!  But the other day, as I was picking up the growing collection of Good Dog, Carl and other board books from the bathroom—stacked on the floor, around the potty chair, beside the washing machine, and atop the clothespin basket—I laughed, thinking about how this was a mommy moment that other moms would probably enjoy hearing about.  And I realized that sometimes, thinking about how one is going to blog about it, keeps one from crying about it:

  • When you are kneading bread to the tune of two crying little people and thinking that the bread won’t possibly rise properly with all that noise.
  • When the loaves of cinnamon apple swirl bread rise over and above the pans and have to be lowered to the very bottom rack of the oven lest they come out through the burners on top.
  • When your daughter has thirteen books collected on the bathroom floor for her potty time reading.
  • When you finally get time—and two hands—at breakfast to eat the second half of the grapefruit that’s been waiting in the fridge for days on end for just such a two-handed meal.
  • When you are having a Very Bad Hair Day and wondering why in the world you ever cut your hair—and then halfway through the day you realize you forgot to put any gel in your hair that morning.
  • When your two-month-old is making every appearance of intending to sleep through the night and your almost two-year-old wakes up crying inconsolably (because she has to go potty but doesn’t want to)—and wakes up your two-month-old.
  • When you have just finally gotten down to a schedule and routine that works well for everyone—and then the time changes.
  • When the morning’s task of vacuuming and mopping the floor takes three times as long because first the too-tired toddler needs to pick up her toys, which means one-on-one training time about how to pick up one’s toys obediently, which means the floor does not get mopped before Daddy gets home for lunch!
  • When the day you decide to can salsa is the day no one wants to take a nap (except for you).
  • When just 48 hours after you paid to wash the car, there are not only muddy kitty prints all over it, but cat hair stuck in the muddy kitty prints!

It’s either blog [read: laugh] about it or cry about it.  Today I choose to blog.

(What was your latest laugh/blog or cry moment?)

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6 Comments

  1. Wow. That is EXCACTLY why I blog. Thinking of how to blog it has definitely gotten me through many a boring, cry-worthy and disheartening moment. I cry more when I don’t blog. Perspective is everything 😉

  2. And oh yes? On the day this post went up, I made myself a mocha smoothie (because we all know it is infinitely cheaper to make one at home, even if it doesn’t taste quite as good with instant coffee granules instead of real espresso!)…and what should I find when I opened the blender lid, but an earwig, swimming for dear life! Needless to say, I lost my appetite for that blended mocha. A new weight loss program, perhaps?

  3. Hi Gretchen — Wow. I grinned reading your post. I think I would have laughed except I feel a little bit of your pain. I hope that this post will be hilariously funny for you sooner than you expect it to be, and I hope you can eventually see how teaching your almost-two-year-old to pick up was SUCH a better long term decision than getting the floor mopped before lunch. You’re such a good mommy, and some day you will be able to laugh about these days while you rejoice in having daughters of excellent character who can mop that floor for you! (But I hope they never outgrow the Carl books.)

    Latest laugh/cry moment — (would you believe it?) picking the flower girl dresses! Of course it’s worked out wonderfully, but I thought it was stressful. Now it’s not only funny, but also it’s funny how not funny I thought it was. 🙂

    Love,
    Me

  4. I had to laugh when I read this post, because this is almost exactly why I blog! I have 2 toddlers and another on the way, and like you there are many moments in my day where I can either cry or blog-and hopefully have the memory to look back on!