The Washing Machine

I knew it was coming. After seven years of marriage, it was bound to happen. It was only a question of which one would go first.

But when I heard the strange banging, I knew. I grabbed my cell phone and pressed speed dial 2, turning it on speaker phone while it was still ringing.

“Can you hear that noise?” I asked my husband when he answered. “I don’t think my washing machine is supposed to sound like that.”

I was washing a heavy load of jeans and hoped it was just a random occurrence. But when my husband checked the washing machine at lunch, the drum was just sort of floating in there. He called the repair man and described the symptoms: “Go shopping” was the professional opinion. And a quick Google search revealed that we weren’t the only one with a Frigidaire washing machine whose drum had given up the ghost.

I mourned its loss, even though there was no love lost between us. Yes, it had served us well for seven years and three children. It was a stacked unit but it had that nice little shelf that held the detergent and the dryer balls and even the clothespin basket sometimes. And I had pictures of each of my children staring into its exciting depths (because we all know there is nothing more interesting than a washing machine with a door that lets you watch that amazing sudsy process).

However, it always grossed me out to retrieve socks stuck in the flange. Why it needed to be big enough to be a sock receptacle in the first place, I wasn’t sure. But there they would lodge. Right in that flange that always looked dirty, even when I had just wiped it clean.

And there was the way it pocketed the bleach and saved it for three loads later when I was washing my brand new brown slacks. Not a fan.

I only used the dryer when I couldn’t use my beloved clothesline. The dryer had this special feature that collected the lint and then spread it all over the floor when you opened the dryer door. They could charge extra for that.

My husband had heroically taken the entire thing apart and disconnected the wires that made it buzz each time it was done. That saved many a nap. If it weren’t for that, I may have never been caught up on laundry. As it was, despite the freedom to do laundry during naptime, I rarely see the bottom of the laundry basket.

No, I wouldn’t miss that particular washing machine. Even if I would miss the money it would take to replace it.

We borrowed an inherited washing machine that sounded like it, too, was dying. My husband did his research and discovered that if money and space were no object, he’d be the owner of a Speed Queen in an instant. But since money doesn’t grow on trees (or in washing machines), and since we had the tiniest of spaces to fit both a washing machine and a dryer in our only bathroom, our choices were narrower.

I had fond memories of appliance shopping together as a newly engaged couple. I recalled with especial delight the deal we got because we were dealing with a privately owned store that sold scratch and dent units and gave us a discount because we got our fridge from them too.

The price of appliances has gone up considerably in the last seven years. Just in case you wondered. We scoured the scratch and dent options but nothing fit our spot. And we didn’t find anyone willing to cut us any deals. The guys at the locally owned appliance store did not exactly earn our respect. They weren’t quite sure why we wanted an Electrolux. Maybe they were miffed because my husband had brought his own tape measure. Of course, they could clearly see that my husband knew what he wanted and that none of their sales tactics would work on us.

We wash Carhartts with big buttons so we wanted a stainless steel drum. We have kids so we didn’t want those rinky dink soap drawers that are already hard to open. We didn’t need 101 fancy settings. But we did want to be able to turn off the loud, annoying buzz, buzz that said our clothes were clean. And oh yes, we wanted a flange that wouldn’t catch socks every single load. With a door that was easy to open but wouldn’t collect water to drip on the floor. As for the dryer? Our preference was one that caught lint in such a way that it wouldn’t spew the entire collection over the bathroom the moment the dryer was opened. All that in a stackable set that would fit in a very tight space. (There’s nothing worse than trying to walk into the bathroom in the middle of the night and running into the washing machine and dryer instead. We were going for a set that wasn’t half the depth of our bathroom.)

Did I mention the Electrolux washing machines had a lifetime warranty on the part that broke on our Frigidaire? We were sold. We just wanted a deal.

I had just about resigned myself to using the dying loaner machine until it completely bit the dust, when we stopped at Lowe’s for something else on our list. We wandered through the appliance section aimlessly on our way to the checkout. And there we saw a newer model of the machines we’d been looking at, on sale for a much better price. And the Lowe’s salesman? He was nice. He was helpful. He bent over backwards to find us a dryer to match. And arranged for free delivery of them both. The only thing he didn’t do was come out to help my husband install them. But considering that it was already a Very Tight Space, that’s just as well.

I think we’ll start with Lowe’s next time. I just hope next time isn’t any too soon. That fridge door is sagging awfully low. At least it isn’t making any funny noises. Yet.

(Written for the Five Minute Friday prompt “Laundry”
in much more than 5 minutes, but much less time than it takes to wash a load of laundry.
Check out all the posts from last year’s Laundry Week.)

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11 Comments

  1. Haha! I just found out why I wasn’t getting your blog posts in my inbox! I was subscribed to almost everything BUT them! grr….
    Anyway, I’m really glad to catch up. And this was the PERFECT post to catch up with. 馃檪 (hugs!)

  2. We had that same Frigidaire stack unit. Doing foster care for infants and toddlers for 9 years ensured that not only was I constantly fishing wet socks out of the rubber gasket, but also out of the PUMP inside the machine. Did you know that a baby sock can plug one of those things up tight? Oh yes. We were so thankful for the kind Christian appliance repair man who came out to fix it for us, and taught me how to do it myself. Also, my husband replaced the dryer heating element about 6 times over the course of that time. Those served us well for 11 years and we did pass them on (still working) to our daughter, but I don’t miss that washing machine, at all.

  3. Oh yes. We bought our washer and dryer after the 30 year old set that came with the house died. It’s been 5 or 6 years and already it’s giving me trouble. I have my eye on a HUGE barreled one at Lowes. We always seem to go back to them for appliances.

    Glad you guys found a deal.

    {I may have to come back to this 5MF and write one myself}

  4. Love this. You make it so enjoyable to read about a washing machine purchase. And you weave in past and present so beautifully, seamlessly. This post is everything I love about your writing!

    Ps! We just bought our first washer last month 馃槈